GIBRALTAR (U.K.)

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 15, 2005


Gibraltar's Barbary apes are the only wild monkeys in Europe


When I took my yearlong trip through in 2002, one of my greatest regrets was not going to Gibraltar, a British enclave attached to the South of Spain. The closest I got was a view of "the Rock" on the ferry from Algeceris to Tangier, Morocco. This time, I got a chance to correct the error of my ways, and it was truly worth it.

Gibraltar is a small peninsula under British control, Spain has tried in vain to get it back -- even going so far as to close the border from 1967 to 1985, but the people have spoken. Two separate referendums on the issue (1969 and 2003) yielded the same result: 99% of the people voted to remain part of Britain. Spain, it seems, is finally beginning to accept the idea that this is just the way it's going to be. Besides, they've got Ceuta and Melilla in Morocco. Fair is fair.

La Linea, a small Spanish city, is the gateway to Gibraltar. No trains go there, so if you really hate buses, the closest train station is in Algeceris. From there it's a short bus ride. I took the bus from Sevilla. It was supposed to be four hours; it took more like six. The driver was playing a great music station with a lot of lesser-known stuff from the eighties and nineties.

Budget travelers have only one option in Gibraltar: the Emile Youth Hostel (Line Wall Road). Let's Go! Spain & Portugal 2005 gives it a thumbs up, but feedback on bugeurope.com was at times rather harsh. I didn't stay there (probably because they didn't answer the phone), but I walked by it, and the location and property itself looked perfectly acceptable. Staying in La Linea is a great option, because the town is surprisingly nice, and for the same price you can get a clean, private room. I chose Hostal La Campana (Calle Carboneros 3, 25€) which was unbearably noisy. Hmmm...could it be because it shared the same space with an incredibly busy restaurant?

Going In: If walking, flash your passport to the Spanish officials, walk into the British customs building, show your passport again, exit the building, pass the taxi stand, bus stop, and a large map, then literally walk across the airport runway into the city. If you're really lucky, the gates will come down, and you'll get to see a British Airways or Monarch Airlines flight come in. Tip: Walkers should continue straight to the crazy intersection where the road splits three ways. Stay all the way to the left and look for the pedestrian path that leads through a tunnel directly into Casemates Square.

Be On the Lookout For

  • Apes: Europe's only wild monkeys (Barbary Macaques) are hilarious to watch.
  • Cable Car: Take it to the top of the Rock. Cheapskates in really good physical shape can walk.
  • Diversity: Look for Arabs, Jews, British, and Spaniards all living in perfect harmony.
  • Gibraltar Museum: Very interesting even if you aren't much of a museum person.
  • The Rock: Did you know Gibraltar's famous Rock is also the Prudential logo?
  • Airport Runway: Enjoy a nice, leisurely stroll across the runway of an international airport.
  • Reading Material: Pick up some English magazines and newspapers here. You'll be glad you did.
  • Currency: British pounds used here. You can pay in Euros, but the price will probably be higher.
  • Electricity: The European two prong is useless here. Brit outlets are used.

    Recommended Eats

  • The Clipper Pub (78B Irish Town) has good food and a good atmosphere .
  • The Star Bar (12 Parliament Lane) brings people in by claiming they're Gibraltar's oldest pub. On the menu it says, "There is a local story that Christopher Columbus diverted into Gibraltar to enjoy a filet steak meal at The Star Tavern on his way to discover The Americas." Screw that, the best thing about this place is they actually leave condiments on the bar!
  • Nibblers (Cooperage Lane) is a cute little place with fresh food and only two tables. Check it out.

    Internet: Hourly prices will probably reduce most of your emails to a single sentence. The key here is to look around some of the quieter back streets. I found the PC Clinic Computer Centre (17 Convent Place) for 3 pounds (about $5.75) per hour. With the exchange rate, this is by no means a bargain.


    You must walk (or drive) across the airport runway in order to enter Gibraltar


    A view from the top of "the Rock." La Linea, Spain is on the top,
    the airport runway is in the middle, and Gibraltar on the bottom left.


    Watch how many people ignore this warning


    Casemates Square, Gibraltar


    The mountains of Morocco (on left) across the Mediterranean Sea.


    The pleasant town of La Linea, Spain is the gateway to Gibraltar


    Today's episode of Gibraltar is brought to you by McDonald's!


    New Jersey architecture in La Linea is
    directly across the street from customs.